Noo Yawk Lady

Soon after Noo Yawk Lady, Aalexia Nielsen, comes aboard Ship to help Captain Ashtyn Weathersby (Ash) update his super computer, deigned to steal money from the ForEx, Ash mysteriously disappears, leaving rough and ready first mate, Roque Durand, in command of the luxury yacht anchored off the harbor at St. Georges, Grenada.


When Roque enlists the help of his friend, John Murphy, gumshoe/barkeep at the Black Pearl, in his search for Ash, John learns that a woman, Sharon Fairchild, found him floating in shark-infested water, and whisked him off to her mansion, Ferndale, in Palm Beach, Florida.

Roque sends John to Palm Beach to search for Ash just as Hurricane Mariah forces Roque to hoist anchor to seek a safe haven. Of necessity, Aalexia is along for the ride but keeps Roque off balance by the conflicting statements she makes. Baring her soul, she reluctantly admits that she is married to Sharon’s son Fernando and dispatched to steal Ash’s money machine,

Meanwhile, Sharon keeps Ash on a short leash while she attempts to join forces with the Captain on her terms, eventually arranging a shotgun wedding complete with a prenuptial agreement reciprocally giving her title to his assets upon his death. Roque wins Aalexia’s allegiance and she agrees to convince Sharon that the money machine is booby=trapped, and only Ash can defuse it, thereby deferring her plans for his demise.

Sharon’s problem is she has cut off her only money laundry client, a Chinese Triad, thereby angering them to the point they are plotting retaliation against her and her family.

In the end hurricane Mariah makes an unexpected turn north and hits Florida with 150 mph winds, making it Florida’s most powerful in over a century. Along with the wind and the rain, Mariah brings resolution to all of Aalexia’s problems.

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This is a traditional American sailing tune. It may also known as Can't You Dance the Polka?.

As I walked out on South Street,
a fair maid I did meet
Who asked me please to see her home
she lived on Bleecker Street

Chorus
And away, you Johnny,
my dear honey
Oh you New York girls,
you love us for our money

I said, "My dear young lady,
I'm a stranger here in town
I left my ship just yesterday,
from Liverpool I was bound."

I took her out to Tiffany's,
I spared her no expense
I bought her two gold earrings,
they cost me fifteen cents.

She said, "Come with me, dearie,
I'll stand you to a treat
I'll buy you rum and brandy,
dear, and tab-nabs for to eat."

And when we reached the barroom, boys,
the drinks was handed round
That liquor was so awful strong,
my head went round and round.

When the drinking it was over,
we straight to bed did go
And little did I ever think
she'd prove my overthrow

When I came to next morning,
I had an aching head
And there was I, Jack-all-alone,
stark naked on the bed

I looked all around the room,
but nothing could I see
But a lady's shift and apron
which now belonged to me

Everything was silent,
the hour was eight o'clock
I put my shift and apron on
and headed for the dock

My shipmates seein' me come aboard,
these words to me did say
"well well, old chap, you've lost your cap
since last you went away."

"Is this the new spring fashion
the ladies wear ashore?
Where is the shop that sells it?
Have they got any more?"

The Old Man cried, "why Jack, my boy,
I'm sure I could have found
A better suit than that, by far,
to buy for eighty pounds."

So come all you bully sailormen,
take warning when ashore
Or else you'll meet some charming girl
who's nothing but a whore

Your hard-earned cash will disappear,
your rig and boots as well
For Yankee girls are tougher than
the other side of Hell.